Not remembering if you peed before you got comfortable in bed is a serious reoccurring problem of mine. On a different note, I bought and assembled an Ikea desk chair today. Go team!
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday
GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY
"NO MORE" from the SVU Squad (These pictures are not mine. Creds to NOMORE.ORG )
Literally the best.
Rest in Peace Nelson Mandela.
18 July 1918 − 5 December 2013
are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange
I would like to apologise to anyone who I acted weirdly to tonight- I smacked my head on the rear door lock of a Yaris today so, my head hurts.
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’
What we say: Let’s watch my favorite movie and cuddle!
What we mean: Let’s have have sex with background noise so don’t wake anyone up.
WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 428 NOTES?!?
723?!? GIVE THIS RHE NOTES IT DESERVES.
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
I am going to be that aunt.
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears